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Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.

Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.
– Ahmed Mostafa

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  25. Oh, am I glad to know that after all these years it still is hard trying to unlove someone; if there’s such a thing… – Ahmed Mostafa
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  32. Please continue praising me and forget all about me the very next day. – Ahmed Mostafa
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  34. Thank you for undusting my true colors; or color: black… Oh, how I missed the darkness! – Ahmed Mostafa
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  38. Why fall? Let’s rise in love together; and while we’re at it, let’s come up with lamer quotations. – Ahmed Mostafa
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