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I'm Jewish in the way Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

I’m Jewish in the way Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.
– AJ Jacobs

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  9. In a Pyongyang restaurant, don’t ever ask for a doggie bag. – Christopher Hitchens
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  12. Hope with deep driving desires is an order of the most delicious delicacy in a restaurant we call the universe. – Debasish Mridha MD
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  21. Grandpa had made the Lord seem so real, I wouldn’t of been surprised if he’d said good night to Him. But after a long pause he just said a-men. – Olive Ann Burns
  22. Don’t let’s ask for the moon! We have the stars! – Olive Higgins Prouty
  23. Well, why not just snap my damn olive branch and beat me with it? I was only trying to help. – Carrie Butler
  24. The desired Islamic state might be likened to an orchard planted with olive and palm trees that will take a relatively long time to produce fruit. – Yusuf AlQaradawi
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