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Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?-- Pam to Jessica, True Blood

Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?– Pam to Jessica, True Blood
– Alan Ball

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