ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
– Ambrose Bierce
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- Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are not as they ought to be. – Ambrose Bierce
- Yes, Father. They have the bravest hearts, the noblest souls, and the shiniest armor in all the world.--œShiniest armor?- repeated King Ban. – Gerald Morris
- The hardest tumble a man can take is to fall over his own bluff. – Ambrose Bierce
- Worn old shoes need a good cobbler to be repaired; but worn old thoughts, only a rubbish bin! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Fear has no brains it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated. – Ambrose Bierce
- acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. – Ambrose Bierce
- diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country. – Ambrose Bierce
- AMNESTY, n. The state’s magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish. – Ambrose Bierce
- POLITICS, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. – Ambrose Bierce
- GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism. – Ambrose Bierce
- You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. – Ambrose Bierce
- BELLADONNA, n. In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues. – Ambrose Bierce
- History -“ An account mostly false, of events unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools. – Ambrose Bierce
- God alone knows the future, but only an historian can alter the past. – Ambrose Bierce
- Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity. – Ambrose Bierce
- Marriage, n.: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. – Ambrose Bierce
- Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. – Ambrose Bierce
- Unacquainted with grief, I knew not how to appraise my bereavement; I could not rightly estimate the strength of the stroke. – Ambrose Bierce
- Ah, children of the sunlight and the gaslight, how little you know of the world in which you live! – Ambrose Bierce
- So I say a name, even if self-bestowed, is better than a number. In the register of the potter’s field I shall soon have both. What wealth! – Ambrose Bierce
- Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. – Ambrose Bierce
- In the presence of death reason and philosophy are silent – Ambrose Bierce
- A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else. – Ambrose Bierce
- Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence. – Ambrose Bierce
- It’s not the tailor that makes the man. – Romanian proverb
- The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic. – HL Mencken
- Where is the world whose people don’t prefer a comfortable, warm, and well-worn belief, however illogical, to the chilly winds of uncertainty? – Isaac Asimov
- An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Never fall for a man whose chief antagonist is himself, whose chief conversational partner is the man in the mirror when he shaves. – Stacia Pelletier
- The tailor put on the girdle, and resolved to go forth into the world, because he thought his workshop was too small for his valor. – Jacob Grimm
- I would never dream of killing an excellent tailor, not even to keep a secret that could endanger my life. – Charlie Huston
- Here is a man whose life and actions the world has already condemned – yet whose enormous fortune…has already brought him acquittal! – Marcus Tullius Cicero
- Every man is sensitive. Some cover it up with brutality, others with cowardice and vanity, but a small few wear it bravely like armor – Solange nicole
- Knowing this was the same man from last night now clad again in his hunky knightly armor was a strange aphrodisiac. Yeah, a hot look, no denying. – Angela Quarles
- Clothing doesn’t really change a man. But it changes how others react to him. – Brandon Sanderson
- Meeting a vampire is kind of like a celebrity sighting, but where the celebrity possibly wants to kill you. – Adrianne Ambrose
- Don’t trust people whose feelings change with time… Trust people whose feelings remain the same, even when the time changes. – Ziad K Abdelnour
- Who who whose smell in the air of her room, whose fingerprints all over her friends’ secret places. – Tana French
- Forgive those whose actions are the outcome of their personality, and forget those whose personalities are the outcome of their actions. – MF Moonzajer
- In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana