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Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress...feet on the floor and your knees together girl...You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !

Amy! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress…feet on the floor and your knees together girl…You are trying to catch a husband, not flies !
– Amy Mah

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