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If you want to make God laugh, tell him-her your plan

If you want to make God laugh, tell him-her your plan
– Anonymous

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  3. Good friends laugh at you, laugh with you, but never laugh behind your back. – Saru Singhal
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  5. God has a plan and the devil has a plan, and you will have to decide which plan you are going to fit into. – Billy Graham
  6. Never start a day or activity without a plan. Learn to plan your work, and then work your plan. – Mensah Oteh
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  8. Don’t live life anyhow, else you get anywhere. Plan your life somehow and you can get somewhere. A slow plan is better than no plan. – Israelmore Ayivor
  9. [A]s military history reveals, a bad plan is often better than no plan, especially if the people on the other side think it’s a good plan. – Adam Gopnik
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  11. Men….do you have a plan for your business? Tell your wife, be honest. If you lock her out of your plan, she will become malfunction. – Patience Johnson
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  16. If somebody tell you…. Always you to tell the truth, tell him… in the end both = Same result…. as for others reasons; I think I said too much. – Deyth Banger
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  31. I wanted to protect my professorial dignity and not lay myself open to laughter from the Americans, who when they do laugh, laugh raucously – Jules Verne
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