Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent’s past, there’s leftover booze and contraceptives.
– Bauvard
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- Perhaps the greatest importance of the family, in these days of contraceptives, is that it preserves the habit of having children. – Bertrand Russell
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- What do you want? Where’s the goddamn ice I ordered? Where’s the booze? There’s a war on, man! People are being killed! – Hunter S Thompson
- Yes, if it is meant to be, it will be. In the meantime, create your own fate. Plan big and dream bigger. – Destiny Booze
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- I get that. For you, it’s more than following a bunch of rules-”no sex, no booze, no swear words, pray every night and twice on Sunday. – Laura Anderson Kurk
- Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you. – Touaxia Vang
- Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you. – Touaxia Vang
- When a show ends, for a few days, my body sizzles with leftover energy, like a tree in the wake of a lightning strike. – SM Stevens
- You cannot legislate language. Prohibition never worked, right? Not for booze and not for sex and not for words. – Mary Norris
- You cannot legislate language. Prohibition never worked, right? Not for booze and not for sex and not for words. – Mary Norris
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- For Parents: Never blame or scold a child for their first mistake after all family is the first school from where a child learns. – Neeraj Bhanot
- Parents, don’t invest in your child’s teaching; invest in your child’s learning. – Steve Ahn
- The ultimate winner in life is one who receives the grace given to us by Jesus Christ and lives life accordingly. – DeWayne Owens
- The Sun would have wasted its life but for the evolution of life on earth. The one who gives should be grateful to the one who receives. – RN Prasher
- Grow past your past and march past the flag of the past! – Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
- Past is past… no it’s not! People are always fond of saying that, but what’s past is never past; not entirely. – Anne Tyler
- Past is past… no it’s not! People are always fond of saying that, but what’s past is never past; not entirely. – Anne Tyler
- Enough pain will keep you humble.Enough grief will keep you compassionate.Enough trouble will keep you strong.Enough hardship will keep you grateful. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- God will fight your battles if you just keep still. He is able to carry you through. Trust Him. Keep standing, keep believing and keep hoping. – Germany Kent
- Spanking a child is about the parent not the child. The child will learn more from positive correction than physical manipulation. – Asa Don Brown
- Don’t put your child at risk. Limit unsupervised one-on-one time between your child & another adult or another child. – Carolyn Byers Ruch
- There’s a fine line between child-like -“ learning as a child does, the natural way we learn most stuff -“ and being child-ish. – Robin Hoyle
- Having a child who is struggling doesn’t make you a bad parent, just as being a child who is struggling doesn’t make your child a bad kid. – Ann Douglas
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- More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. – Gerry Geek
- The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone. – JR Rim
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- Here’s some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament. – Jim Henson
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