Famous Adam Rex Quotes

  • The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. – Adam Rex

    The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.– Adam Rex

  • There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. – Adam Rex

    There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.– Adam Rex

  • There’s a little bit of magic in every box! – Adam Rex

    There’s a little bit of magic in every box!– Adam Rex

  • Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father’s new tattoo. – Adam Rex

    Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father’s new tattoo.– Adam Rex

  • Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. – Adam Rex

    Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14.– Adam Rex

  • …a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone’s least-favourite aunt. – Adam Rex

    …a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone’s least-favourite aunt.– Adam Rex

  • He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. – Adam Rex

    He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.– Adam Rex

  • Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t. – Adam Rex

    Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren’t.– Adam Rex

  • Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. – Adam Rex

    Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.– Adam Rex

  • They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean? – Adam Rex

    They can’t expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, ‘I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.’ What does that even mean?– Adam Rex