Famous Amanda Usen Quotes

  • Until that night, she’d categorized multiple ??????s with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking. – Amanda Usen

    Until that night, she’d categorized multiple ??????s with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.– Amanda Usen

  • She’d set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear. – Amanda Usen

    She’d set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear.– Amanda Usen

  • Let’s dispense with the preliminary round of -˜will we or won’t we’ so we can get down to the when will we. – Amanda Usen

    Let’s dispense with the preliminary round of -˜will we or won’t we’ so we can get down to the when will we.– Amanda Usen

  • Naked. Waiting. Go. – Amanda Usen

    Naked. Waiting. Go.– Amanda Usen

  • He picked the one Cinderella on earth who would smash the glass slipper and cut off a few toes to keep Prince Charming from finding her. – Amanda Usen

    He picked the one Cinderella on earth who would smash the glass slipper and cut off a few toes to keep Prince Charming from finding her.– Amanda Usen