Famous Andrew Shaffer Quotes

  • Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It’s like I’m writing a novel. – Andrew Shaffer

    Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It’s like I’m writing a novel.– Andrew Shaffer

  • Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It’s like I’m writing a novel, constantly, but only in my brain. – Andrew Shaffer

    Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It’s like I’m writing a novel, constantly, but only in my brain.– Andrew Shaffer

  • If it’s dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one. – Andrew Shaffer

    If it’s dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.– Andrew Shaffer

  • Don’t needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you’re twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal. – Andrew Shaffer

    Don’t needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you’re twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.– Andrew Shaffer