Famous Andrew Smith Quotes

  • Worry and regret are both useless weights that provide no drag. They never did anything to slow down the planet for one goddamned second. – Andrew Smith

    Worry and regret are both useless weights that provide no drag. They never did anything to slow down the planet for one goddamned second.– Andrew Smith

  • It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words. – Andrew Smith

    It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words.– Andrew Smith

  • History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men. – Andrew Smith

    History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men.– Andrew Smith

  • Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no. – Andrew Smith

    Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.– Andrew Smith

  • Man will tell woman he will die for her, but I say, tell woman that you will die for her both physically and interior – Andrew Smith

    Man will tell woman he will die for her, but I say, tell woman that you will die for her both physically and interior– Andrew Smith

  • I began to consider the fact that maybe history is actually the great destroyer of free will. – Andrew Smith

    I began to consider the fact that maybe history is actually the great destroyer of free will.– Andrew Smith

  • All good books are about everything, abbreviated. – Andrew Smith

    All good books are about everything, abbreviated.– Andrew Smith

  • Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there’s nothing sensible you can do with it. – Andrew Smith

    Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there’s nothing sensible you can do with it.– Andrew Smith