Famous Andy Weir Quotes

  • Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. – Andy Weir

    Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.– Andy Weir

  • It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft. – Andy Weir

    It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft.– Andy Weir

  • I’m so close to Schiaparelli I can taste it. I guess it would taste like sand, mostly, but that’s not the point. – Andy Weir

    I’m so close to Schiaparelli I can taste it. I guess it would taste like sand, mostly, but that’s not the point.– Andy Weir

  • Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape. – Andy Weir

    Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.– Andy Weir

  • WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.). – Andy Weir

  • Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won’t stay inside anymore. – Andy Weir

    Problem is (follow me closely here, the science is pretty complicated), if I cut a hole in the Hab, the air won’t stay inside anymore.– Andy Weir

  • How did I end up in this situation? I’m the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space? – Andy Weir

    How did I end up in this situation? I’m the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space?– Andy Weir