Famous Brian South Quotes

  • Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten. – Brian South

    Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.– Brian South

  • When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns. – Brian South

    When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.– Brian South

  • This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them. – Brian South

    This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.– Brian South

  • Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex. – Brian South

    Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.– Brian South