Famous Calvin Trillin Quotes

  • …the existential paradox we all experience; we feel that we are immortal, yet we know that we will die. – Calvin Trillin

    …the existential paradox we all experience; we feel that we are immortal, yet we know that we will die.– Calvin Trillin

  • Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread? – Calvin Trillin

    Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?– Calvin Trillin

  • Health food makes me sick. – Calvin Trillin

    Health food makes me sick.– Calvin Trillin

  • School plays were invented partly to give parents and easy opportunity to demonstrate their priorities. – Calvin Trillin

    School plays were invented partly to give parents and easy opportunity to demonstrate their priorities.– Calvin Trillin