Famous Christopher Moore Quotes

  • I’m poor and my cat is huge. – Christopher Moore

    I’m poor and my cat is huge.– Christopher Moore

  • The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis. – Christopher Moore

    The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.– Christopher Moore

  • Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. – Christopher Moore

    Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.– Christopher Moore

  • That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. – Christopher Moore

    That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.– Christopher Moore

  • It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. – Christopher Moore

    It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.– Christopher Moore

  • Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter. – Christopher Moore

    Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.– Christopher Moore

  • A question asked in earnest, deserves an earnest answer. – Christopher Moore

    A question asked in earnest, deserves an earnest answer.– Christopher Moore

  • -¦turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you’re a superhero. – Christopher Moore

    -¦turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you’re a superhero.– Christopher Moore

  • It’s kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the ???? of death. – Christopher Moore

    It’s kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the ???? of death.– Christopher Moore

  • Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic. – Christopher Moore

    Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.– Christopher Moore