Famous Christopher Moore Quotes
I’m poor and my cat is huge.– Christopher Moore
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.– Christopher Moore
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.– Christopher Moore
That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.– Christopher Moore
It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.– Christopher Moore
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.– Christopher Moore
A question asked in earnest, deserves an earnest answer.– Christopher Moore
-¦turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you’re a superhero.– Christopher Moore
It’s kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the ???? of death.– Christopher Moore
Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.– Christopher Moore