Famous Chuck Klosterman Quotes

  • Within these strangely specific conditions, everything is perfect. We are perfect. – Chuck Klosterman

    Within these strangely specific conditions, everything is perfect. We are perfect.– Chuck Klosterman

  • Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy. – Chuck Klosterman

    Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy.– Chuck Klosterman

  • Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy.– Chuck Klosterman

  • Wishing for control is like wishing for the rapture. – Chuck Klosterman

    Wishing for control is like wishing for the rapture.– Chuck Klosterman

  • The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously. – Chuck Klosterman

    The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously.– Chuck Klosterman

  • If a problem is irreversible, is there still an ethical obligation to try to reverse it? – Chuck Klosterman

    If a problem is irreversible, is there still an ethical obligation to try to reverse it?– Chuck Klosterman

  • Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary. – Chuck Klosterman

    Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary.– Chuck Klosterman

  • Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. – Chuck Klosterman

    Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.– Chuck Klosterman

  • The desire to be cool is-”ultimately-”the desire to be rescued. – Chuck Klosterman

    The desire to be cool is-”ultimately-”the desire to be rescued.– Chuck Klosterman

  • …but the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along. – Chuck Klosterman

    …but the future is a teenage crackhead who makes shit up as he goes along.– Chuck Klosterman