Famous Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

  • In a way, being an addict is very proactive. A good addiction takes the guesswork out of death. There is such a thing as planning your getaway. – Chuck Palahniuk

    In a way, being an addict is very proactive. A good addiction takes the guesswork out of death. There is such a thing as planning your getaway.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • My stomach hurts, but if it’s guilt or impacted stool, I can’t tell. Either way, I’m so full of shit. – Chuck Palahniuk

    My stomach hurts, but if it’s guilt or impacted stool, I can’t tell. Either way, I’m so full of shit.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I’m wondering how clean this gun is. – Chuck Palahniuk

    Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I’m wondering how clean this gun is.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. – Chuck Palahniuk

    And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • Everybody’s trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second. – Chuck Palahniuk

    Everybody’s trying to make every minute of the present last forever. Preserve every second.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can’t control life, at least you can control your version. – Chuck Palahniuk

    That’s why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can’t control life, at least you can control your version.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • No, I say, it’s fine.Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. Just great, I say. Really. – Chuck Palahniuk

    No, I say, it’s fine.Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. Just great, I say. Really.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life. – Chuck Palahniuk

    First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. – Chuck Palahniuk

    Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. – Chuck Palahniuk

    Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.– Chuck Palahniuk