Famous Craig Ferguson Quotes

  • If I start giving people what they like I’ll turn into one of them and I don’t want to be one of them I want to be one of me. – Craig Ferguson

    If I start giving people what they like I’ll turn into one of them and I don’t want to be one of them I want to be one of me.– Craig Ferguson

  • When in doubt about who’s to blame. Blame the English. – Craig Ferguson

    When in doubt about who’s to blame. Blame the English.– Craig Ferguson

  • When in doubt about who’s to blame. Blame the English.– Craig Ferguson

  • I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never ????ing again. – Craig Ferguson

    I was ambitious and desperate to direct my first film, so I capitulated and blew it. Never again. Never ????ing again.– Craig Ferguson

  • I don’t think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970’s. That’s when I discovered it anyway. – Craig Ferguson

    I don’t think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970’s. That’s when I discovered it anyway.– Craig Ferguson

  • 114 isn’t as old as it used to be they say its the new 104. – Craig Ferguson

    114 isn’t as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.– Craig Ferguson

  • Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck. – Craig Ferguson

    Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.– Craig Ferguson

  • I’m gonna enjoy being old I think I’ll be awesome at it. – Craig Ferguson

    I’m gonna enjoy being old I think I’ll be awesome at it.– Craig Ferguson

  • I don’t think being a comedian gives you any ????ing insight into what makes people laugh. – Craig Ferguson

    I don’t think being a comedian gives you any ????ing insight into what makes people laugh.– Craig Ferguson

  • At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to. – Craig Ferguson

    At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.– Craig Ferguson