Famous Cristin Harber Quotes

  • Friendly fire was never friendly, and it was coming. Operation Stand-and-Watch was over. Did that mean Operation Bust-His-Balls was on deck? – Cristin Harber

    Friendly fire was never friendly, and it was coming. Operation Stand-and-Watch was over. Did that mean Operation Bust-His-Balls was on deck?– Cristin Harber

  • You’ve been drinking. Let’s go before I become the ??????? prick you think I am. – Cristin Harber

    You’ve been drinking. Let’s go before I become the ??????? prick you think I am.– Cristin Harber

  • There’s no other way to look at you. You’re the definition of beauty. – Cristin Harber

    There’s no other way to look at you. You’re the definition of beauty.– Cristin Harber

  • He walked right to her, his long strides eating the space between them and sucking the oxygen in front of her – Cristin Harber

    He walked right to her, his long strides eating the space between them and sucking the oxygen in front of her– Cristin Harber

  • And now I can’t breathe for wanting you. I woke up, and your eyes were on fire. You haven’t looked at me like that in years. All need. All want. – Cristin Harber

    And now I can’t breathe for wanting you. I woke up, and your eyes were on fire. You haven’t looked at me like that in years. All need. All want.– Cristin Harber

  • We need you to come home. – Cristin Harber

    We need you to come home.– Cristin Harber

  • Your booty call embargo will remain intact. – Cristin Harber

    Your booty call embargo will remain intact.– Cristin Harber

  • People do man-candy model shoots that don’t look nearly a tenth as ??????-worthy as you right now. – Cristin Harber

    People do man-candy model shoots that don’t look nearly a tenth as ??????-worthy as you right now.– Cristin Harber

  • Eyes locked, they stared. She felt bleeding pain down to her soul. – Cristin Harber

    Eyes locked, they stared. She felt bleeding pain down to her soul.– Cristin Harber

  • Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka? – Cristin Harber

    Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?– Cristin Harber