Famous Dan Harmon Quotes

  • You can’t tell the audience -” well, you can, but I don’t like to tell the audience -” that anything they’re watching doesn’t matter. – Dan Harmon

    You can’t tell the audience -” well, you can, but I don’t like to tell the audience -” that anything they’re watching doesn’t matter.– Dan Harmon

  • I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it’s my job to overcome it. – Dan Harmon

    I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it’s my job to overcome it.– Dan Harmon

  • You can’t tell the audience -” well, you can, but I don’t like to tell the audience -” that anything they’re watching doesn’t matter.– Dan Harmon

  • I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even. – Dan Harmon

    I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even.– Dan Harmon

  • All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They’re all addictive. – Dan Harmon

    All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They’re all addictive.– Dan Harmon

  • My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones. – Dan Harmon

    My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.– Dan Harmon

  • I wish people used wishes to modify themselves instead of others. Wish to be low maintenance. Wish to be autonomous, even.– Dan Harmon

  • All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They’re all addictive.– Dan Harmon

  • I’m always trying to gain and keep the audience’s respect. I always want them to know that the show doesn’t think they’re stupid for watching. – Dan Harmon

    I’m always trying to gain and keep the audience’s respect. I always want them to know that the show doesn’t think they’re stupid for watching.– Dan Harmon

  • Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we’d naturally do. – Dan Harmon

    Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we’d naturally do.– Dan Harmon