Famous Daniel Clowes Quotes

  • Why aren’t you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children? – Daniel Clowes

    Why aren’t you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?– Daniel Clowes

  • Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob. – Daniel Clowes

    Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.– Daniel Clowes

  • You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence. – Daniel Clowes

    You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.– Daniel Clowes

  • Maybe I’m just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it. – Daniel Clowes

    Maybe I’m just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.– Daniel Clowes

  • Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them… that’s why you’ll never hear any reggae on the radio! – Daniel Clowes

    Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them… that’s why you’ll never hear any reggae on the radio!– Daniel Clowes