Famous Daven Anderson Quotes

  • Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les’ microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance. – Daven Anderson

    Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les’ microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.– Daven Anderson

  • I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic. – Daven Anderson

    I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.– Daven Anderson

  • I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they’re out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy. – Daven Anderson

    I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they’re out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.– Daven Anderson

  • Since I can’t turn into a bat and fly, I’ll still need my bus pass – Daven Anderson

    Since I can’t turn into a bat and fly, I’ll still need my bus pass– Daven Anderson

  • My turner Mah’Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is. – Daven Anderson

    My turner Mah’Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.– Daven Anderson

  • Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart – Daven Anderson

    Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart– Daven Anderson

  • When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat. – Daven Anderson

    When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.– Daven Anderson

  • You don’t get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners. – Daven Anderson

    You don’t get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.– Daven Anderson