Famous David Wong Quotes

… life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it’s out. Forever.– David Wong

Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that-”– David Wong

Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.– David Wong

If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard?– David Wong

???? that. ???? that idea like the ????ing captain of the Thai ???? Team ????ing at the ????ing Tour de ????.– David Wong

Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.– David Wong

…and – holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.– David Wong

When a man plans, a woman laughs.– David Wong

My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy– David Wong
