Famous David Wong Quotes

  • … life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it’s out. Forever. – David Wong

    … life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it’s out. Forever.– David Wong

  • Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that-” – David Wong

    Here’s exclusive Channel 5 video of a local man having his brain eaten by a winged gremlin. Local gremlin experts warn that-”– David Wong

  • Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph. – David Wong

    Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a Web site soon, where you’ll type out everything in one huge paragraph.– David Wong

  • If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard? – David Wong

    If I knew me as somebody else, I would hate me just as much. Why have a double standard?– David Wong

  • ???? that. ???? that idea like the ????ing captain of the Thai ???? Team ????ing at the ????ing Tour de ????. – David Wong

    ???? that. ???? that idea like the ????ing captain of the Thai ???? Team ????ing at the ????ing Tour de ????.– David Wong

  • Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him. – David Wong

    Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.– David Wong

  • …and – holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds. – David Wong

    …and – holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.– David Wong

  • When a man plans, a woman laughs. – David Wong

    When a man plans, a woman laughs.– David Wong

  • My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy – David Wong

    My melon soulCrushed by your Gallagher of apathy– David Wong