Famous Demetri Martin Quotes
The boomerang is Australia’s chief export (and then import).– Demetri Martin
Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?– Demetri Martin
Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.– Demetri Martin
No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.– Demetri Martin
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.– Demetri Martin
REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.– Demetri Martin