Famous Derek Landy Quotes

  • Here she is,- her mum said, cooing at the baby, -œmy special girl.--œOh, cheers,- Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes. – Derek Landy

    Here she is,- her mum said, cooing at the baby, -œmy special girl.--œOh, cheers,- Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.– Derek Landy

  • Stephanie had no problem doing what shewas told, just so long as she was given a good reason why sheshould. – Derek Landy

    Stephanie had no problem doing what shewas told, just so long as she was given a good reason why sheshould.– Derek Landy

  • The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves. – Derek Landy

    The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.– Derek Landy

  • I mean you ACRES of harm,’ Dalrymple growled. ‘Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through. – Derek Landy

    I mean you ACRES of harm,’ Dalrymple growled. ‘Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.– Derek Landy

  • But I’m really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. – Derek Landy

    But I’m really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.– Derek Landy

  • I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. – Derek Landy

    I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.– Derek Landy

  • Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an ey – Derek Landy

    Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an ey– Derek Landy

  • Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. – Derek Landy

    Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.– Derek Landy

  • She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person’s teenage years lasted well into their fifties. – Derek Landy

    She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person’s teenage years lasted well into their fifties.– Derek Landy

  • Sometimes it’s not what you say, Valkyrie, it’s just the fact that you’re saying it. – Derek Landy

    Sometimes it’s not what you say, Valkyrie, it’s just the fact that you’re saying it.– Derek Landy