Famous Douglas Adams Quotes

  • Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn’t just jump over and have done with it. – Douglas Adams

    Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn’t just jump over and have done with it.– Douglas Adams

  • The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat. – Douglas Adams

    The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.– Douglas Adams

  • Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully. – Douglas Adams

    Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully.– Douglas Adams

  • He wondered if it was safe to grin. Very slowly and carefully, he grinned. It was safe. – Douglas Adams

    He wondered if it was safe to grin. Very slowly and carefully, he grinned. It was safe.– Douglas Adams

  • Slartibartfast’s study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library. – Douglas Adams

    Slartibartfast’s study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library.– Douglas Adams

  • Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around. – Douglas Adams

    Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around.– Douglas Adams

  • After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him. – Douglas Adams

    After five seconds there was a click, and the entire Universe was there in the box with him.– Douglas Adams

  • The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it. – Douglas Adams

    The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it.– Douglas Adams

  • Don’t Panic – Douglas Adams

    Don’t Panic– Douglas Adams

  • The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. – Douglas Adams

    The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.– Douglas Adams