Famous Drew Magary Quotes

  • For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit. – Drew Magary

    For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.– Drew Magary

  • Jokes about ????s WORKED. – Drew Magary

    Jokes about ????s WORKED.– Drew Magary

  • It’s a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass. – Drew Magary

    It’s a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.– Drew Magary

  • She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady. – Drew Magary

    She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.– Drew Magary