Famous Drew Magary Quotes
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.– Drew Magary
Jokes about ????s WORKED.– Drew Magary
It’s a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.– Drew Magary
She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.– Drew Magary