Famous Elizabeth Jane Howard Quotes

  • When you fall asleep after a big lunch you’re really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    When you fall asleep after a big lunch you’re really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • It’s not a luxury if you can’t do without it! – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    It’s not a luxury if you can’t do without it!– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo — and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn’t help doing likewise. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo — and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn’t help doing likewise.– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort! – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    Some girls have a real sexy giggle, but whenever I laugh it always comes out somewhere between a bellow and a snort!– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early? – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • You can’t oversleep if you don’t make plans to wake up early. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    You can’t oversleep if you don’t make plans to wake up early.– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • I’m not lazy. I’m just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I’m good at sleeping late. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    I’m not lazy. I’m just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I’m good at sleeping late.– Elizabeth Jane Howard

  • A rainy day is like a lovely gift — you can sleep late and not feel guilty. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

    A rainy day is like a lovely gift — you can sleep late and not feel guilty.– Elizabeth Jane Howard