Famous Elle Lothlorien Quotes
Hey-¦you don’t look like a rabbit.– Elle Lothlorien
Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.– Elle Lothlorien
You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel.– Elle Lothlorien
I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.– Elle Lothlorien
I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.– Elle Lothlorien
Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.– Elle Lothlorien
My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours.– Elle Lothlorien
Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie?– Elle Lothlorien