Famous Elle Lothlorien Quotes

  • Hey-¦you don’t look like a rabbit. – Elle Lothlorien

    Hey-¦you don’t look like a rabbit.– Elle Lothlorien

  • Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola. – Elle Lothlorien

    Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.– Elle Lothlorien

  • You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel. – Elle Lothlorien

    You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that don’t start or end with the word -˜motel.– Elle Lothlorien

  • Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure. – Elle Lothlorien

    Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal-”all those places perfect for dying of exposure.– Elle Lothlorien

  • I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country. – Elle Lothlorien

    I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.– Elle Lothlorien

  • I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind. – Elle Lothlorien

    I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.– Elle Lothlorien

  • Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you. – Elle Lothlorien

    Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.– Elle Lothlorien

  • My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours. – Elle Lothlorien

    My ???? has a maximum drive time of seven hours.– Elle Lothlorien

  • I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible. – Elle Lothlorien

    I’m busy trying not to look like anything edible.– Elle Lothlorien

  • Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie? – Elle Lothlorien

    Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like -˜G’day’ or -˜Wow, aren’t you a little hottie?– Elle Lothlorien