Famous Eugene Mirman Quotes

  • If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044. – Eugene Mirman

    If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.– Eugene Mirman

  • Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your ????? or boobs to anything, whatever. – Eugene Mirman

    Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your ????? or boobs to anything, whatever.– Eugene Mirman

  • Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive. – Eugene Mirman

    Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.– Eugene Mirman

  • Boys have ?????es and girls have ??????s. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. – Eugene Mirman

    Boys have ?????es and girls have ??????s. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.– Eugene Mirman

  • Entertainment is business: the business of ????ing art in the face. – Eugene Mirman

    Entertainment is business: the business of ????ing art in the face.– Eugene Mirman