Famous Gail Carriger Quotes

  • Tonight I crash an airship. On purpose. – Gail Carriger

    Tonight I crash an airship. On purpose.– Gail Carriger

  • After every unladylike action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction. Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess. – Gail Carriger

    After every unladylike action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction. Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess.– Gail Carriger

  • His eyes are peculiar. There is nothing in them, like an eclair without the cream filling. It’s wrong, lack of cream. – Gail Carriger

    His eyes are peculiar. There is nothing in them, like an eclair without the cream filling. It’s wrong, lack of cream.– Gail Carriger

  • Here, I stole it for you. Why don’t you tell me what it’s for.--œAw, Sophronia, how thoughtful. You brought me a present! – Gail Carriger

    Here, I stole it for you. Why don’t you tell me what it’s for.--œAw, Sophronia, how thoughtful. You brought me a present!– Gail Carriger

  • Lyall’s face went deadpan as he relayed the details, as those who are tortured or raped will become when they retell the pattern of abuse – Gail Carriger

    Lyall’s face went deadpan as he relayed the details, as those who are tortured or raped will become when they retell the pattern of abuse– Gail Carriger

  • It didn’t feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who’d agreed to the job. – Gail Carriger

    It didn’t feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who’d agreed to the job.– Gail Carriger

  • It is a valuable thing for an intelligencer to be forgotten. – Gail Carriger

    It is a valuable thing for an intelligencer to be forgotten.– Gail Carriger

  • [She] lost her patience, a thing she was all too prone to misplacing. – Gail Carriger

    [She] lost her patience, a thing she was all too prone to misplacing.– Gail Carriger

  • And vampires were perverted. Or so she hoped – Gail Carriger

    And vampires were perverted. Or so she hoped– Gail Carriger

  • Having delivered the expected daily miracle, Floote stood in his usual stance and warily watched the Templars work. – Gail Carriger

    Having delivered the expected daily miracle, Floote stood in his usual stance and warily watched the Templars work.– Gail Carriger