Famous Garon Whited Quotes

  • What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other. – Garon Whited

    What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.– Garon Whited

  • I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures. – Garon Whited

    I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.– Garon Whited

  • Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go. – Garon Whited

    Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.– Garon Whited

  • Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth. – Garon Whited

    Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.– Garon Whited

  • It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it. – Garon Whited

    It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.– Garon Whited

  • Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth. – Garon Whited

    Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.– Garon Whited

  • I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books. – Garon Whited

    I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.– Garon Whited