Famous Graham Chapman Quotes

  • Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark – Graham Chapman

    Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark– Graham Chapman

  • I fart in your general direction. – Graham Chapman

    I fart in your general direction.– Graham Chapman

  • If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten. – Graham Chapman

    If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten.– Graham Chapman