Famous Harlan Ellison Quotes

  • People on the outside think there’s something magical about writing-¦ – Harlan Ellison

    People on the outside think there’s something magical about writing-¦– Harlan Ellison

  • If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; but if you really make them think, they’ll hate you. – Harlan Ellison

    If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; but if you really make them think, they’ll hate you.– Harlan Ellison

  • Don’t start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don’t. They’ll make you look like chopped liver. – Harlan Ellison

    Don’t start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don’t. They’ll make you look like chopped liver.– Harlan Ellison

  • Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, ??????l spray and fluoride toothpaste? – Harlan Ellison

    Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, ??????l spray and fluoride toothpaste?– Harlan Ellison

  • I can’t picture in my mind three hundred and sixty thousand dollars… When I think of it, all I can see in my mind is a big nickel. – Harlan Ellison

    I can’t picture in my mind three hundred and sixty thousand dollars… When I think of it, all I can see in my mind is a big nickel.– Harlan Ellison

  • A writer who writes more than he reads is an amateur. – Harlan Ellison

    A writer who writes more than he reads is an amateur.– Harlan Ellison

  • Who wants a library full of books you’ve already read? – Harlan Ellison

    Who wants a library full of books you’ve already read?– Harlan Ellison

  • Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself. – Harlan Ellison

    Now begin in the middle, and later learn the beginning; the end will take care of itself.– Harlan Ellison