Famous Heather Heffner Quotes

  • We’re only five years apart,- I said defiantly. -œIf you look at some of those dysfunctional vampyre relationships, we’re near normal. – Heather Heffner

    We’re only five years apart,- I said defiantly. -œIf you look at some of those dysfunctional vampyre relationships, we’re near normal.– Heather Heffner

  • The Bloodsucker Queen has lived for what, a millennium? She can wait on her decaying ass a little while longer. – Heather Heffner

    The Bloodsucker Queen has lived for what, a millennium? She can wait on her decaying ass a little while longer.– Heather Heffner

  • There is a rule in Hell: Don’t trust anyone who takes time out of their day to help you. – Heather Heffner

    There is a rule in Hell: Don’t trust anyone who takes time out of their day to help you.– Heather Heffner

  • I want to be humbled. I want to meet people more messed up than I am. I want to get lost and come out the other end having no idea who I am. – Heather Heffner

    I want to be humbled. I want to meet people more messed up than I am. I want to get lost and come out the other end having no idea who I am.– Heather Heffner

  • It felt as if I’d been teleported to the dark side of the moon, forced to gaze out at the stars and wonder which one I’d come from. – Heather Heffner

    It felt as if I’d been teleported to the dark side of the moon, forced to gaze out at the stars and wonder which one I’d come from.– Heather Heffner