Famous Ilona Andrews Quotes

  • Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. – Ilona Andrews

    Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.– Ilona Andrews

  • She had only two modes of operation: complete control or complete insanity. – Ilona Andrews

    She had only two modes of operation: complete control or complete insanity.– Ilona Andrews

  • Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog. – Ilona Andrews

    Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.– Ilona Andrews

  • I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl. – Ilona Andrews

    I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.– Ilona Andrews

  • Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that’s creepy. – Ilona Andrews

    Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that’s creepy.– Ilona Andrews

  • One day, she’d find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it. – Ilona Andrews

    One day, she’d find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it.– Ilona Andrews

  • Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers. – Ilona Andrews

    Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.– Ilona Andrews

  • The universe was full of wonders. Some of them would drive you insane if you thought about them too long. – Ilona Andrews

    The universe was full of wonders. Some of them would drive you insane if you thought about them too long.– Ilona Andrews

  • You can do without sleep or without food, but not without both and sleep wasn’t an option. – Ilona Andrews

    You can do without sleep or without food, but not without both and sleep wasn’t an option.– Ilona Andrews

  • What did I tell you about plastic ties? Only for humans, Julie murmured.If you don’t listen to me, I can’t teach you anything. – Ilona Andrews

    What did I tell you about plastic ties? Only for humans, Julie murmured.If you don’t listen to me, I can’t teach you anything.– Ilona Andrews