Famous Jacob M Appel Quotes
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.– Jacob M Appel
Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy.– Jacob M Appel
Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.– Jacob M Appel
Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history.– Jacob M Appel
If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men ?????es….– Jacob M Appel
The boss is never your friend, even if you’re sleeping with him.– Jacob M Appel
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date.– Jacob M Appel
The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.– Jacob M Appel
I used to dream of true love; now I’m open to false, but convincing….– Jacob M Appel
Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner.– Jacob M Appel