Famous Jamie Farrell Quotes

  • One day, son, you’re gonna find yourself your everything. When you do, you tell her. And then you make sure you live it. Live it every day. – Jamie Farrell

    One day, son, you’re gonna find yourself your everything. When you do, you tell her. And then you make sure you live it. Live it every day.– Jamie Farrell

  • You stay married thirty-four years, you don’t have to prove who’s got the bigger balls. Just take it for granted she does. – Jamie Farrell

    You stay married thirty-four years, you don’t have to prove who’s got the bigger balls. Just take it for granted she does.– Jamie Farrell

  • Though everyone who mattered to him told him to walk away, though Lindsey herself told him to walk away, he was still here. And she was still glad. – Jamie Farrell

    Though everyone who mattered to him told him to walk away, though Lindsey herself told him to walk away, he was still here. And she was still glad.– Jamie Farrell

  • Cinna slid down the bar, sassing three groomsmen andwinking at a fourth on her way.-œI totally get why some animals eat their young,- Pepper said. – Jamie Farrell

    Cinna slid down the bar, sassing three groomsmen andwinking at a fourth on her way.-œI totally get why some animals eat their young,- Pepper said.– Jamie Farrell

  • Did you call someone and tell them you’re safe?--œCalled and told ’em I’m not dead. Not so sure about safeyet. – Jamie Farrell

    Did you call someone and tell them you’re safe?--œCalled and told ’em I’m not dead. Not so sure about safeyet.– Jamie Farrell

  • You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows. – Jamie Farrell

    You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows.– Jamie Farrell

  • Like Momma says, only thing you get by digging dirt is dirty. – Jamie Farrell

    Like Momma says, only thing you get by digging dirt is dirty.– Jamie Farrell

  • They hadn’t been good months. About as ugly as a wet warthog and as messed up as a bumblebee in a snowstorm. – Jamie Farrell

    They hadn’t been good months. About as ugly as a wet warthog and as messed up as a bumblebee in a snowstorm.– Jamie Farrell

  • One side of his lips quirked up in a sexy smirk. -œGot a cure forthat frustration you got going on,- he said.-œGot a cure for your ego? – Jamie Farrell

    One side of his lips quirked up in a sexy smirk. -œGot a cure forthat frustration you got going on,- he said.-œGot a cure for your ego?– Jamie Farrell

  • If my mom sees you here, she’ll —-œ -œPaper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? – Jamie Farrell

    If my mom sees you here, she’ll —-œ -œPaper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?– Jamie Farrell