Famous Jennifer Crusie Quotes

What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?– Jennifer Crusie

As far as I’m concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.– Jennifer Crusie

Life is more than great sex and a nice car.- -œWell, yeah. But not a lot more.– Jennifer Crusie

Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.– Jennifer Crusie

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.– Jennifer Crusie

