Famous Jerome K Jerome Quotes

  • I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid’s knee. – Jerome K Jerome

    I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid’s knee.– Jerome K Jerome

  • I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. I crawled out a decrepit wreck. – Jerome K Jerome

    I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. I crawled out a decrepit wreck.– Jerome K Jerome

  • I should never make anything of a fisherman. I had not got sufficient imagination – Jerome K Jerome

    I should never make anything of a fisherman. I had not got sufficient imagination– Jerome K Jerome

  • Being poor is a mere trifle. It is being known to be poor that is the sting. – Jerome K Jerome

    Being poor is a mere trifle. It is being known to be poor that is the sting.– Jerome K Jerome

  • The music of life would be mute if the chords of memory were snapped asunder. – Jerome K Jerome

    The music of life would be mute if the chords of memory were snapped asunder.– Jerome K Jerome

  • There is no more thrilling sensation I know of than sailing. It comes as near to flying as man has got to yet – except in dreams. – Jerome K Jerome

    There is no more thrilling sensation I know of than sailing. It comes as near to flying as man has got to yet – except in dreams.– Jerome K Jerome

  • If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad. – Jerome K Jerome

    If he were a man of strong mind, it only gave him fits; but a person of mere average intellect it usually sent mad.– Jerome K Jerome

  • What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over – Jerome K Jerome

    What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over– Jerome K Jerome

  • But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand. – Jerome K Jerome

    But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.– Jerome K Jerome

  • I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish. – Jerome K Jerome

    I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.– Jerome K Jerome