Famous Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

The best revenge is living well.– Jerry Seinfeld

The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!– Jerry Seinfeld

A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.– Jerry Seinfeld

Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.– Jerry Seinfeld

Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.– Jerry Seinfeld

Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.– Jerry Seinfeld

Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.– Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.– Jerry Seinfeld

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?– Jerry Seinfeld
