Famous Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

  • The best revenge is living well. – Jerry Seinfeld

    The best revenge is living well.– Jerry Seinfeld

  • The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

    The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!– Jerry Seinfeld

  • A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. – Jerry Seinfeld

    A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.– Jerry Seinfeld

  • Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success. – Jerry Seinfeld

    Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.– Jerry Seinfeld

  • Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success. – Jerry Seinfeld

    Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.– Jerry Seinfeld

  • Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success. – Jerry Seinfeld

    Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.– Jerry Seinfeld

  • Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success. – Jerry Seinfeld

    Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.– Jerry Seinfeld

  • There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. – Jerry Seinfeld

    There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.– Jerry Seinfeld

  • If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? – Jerry Seinfeld

    If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?– Jerry Seinfeld