Famous JL McCoy Quotes

  • Um, she’ll take your number if you’re single – JL McCoy

    Um, she’ll take your number if you’re single– JL McCoy

  • Sorry. Didn’t mean to step on any dead toes. – JL McCoy

    Sorry. Didn’t mean to step on any dead toes.– JL McCoy

  • What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan’s big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a total badass. – JL McCoy

    What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan’s big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a total badass.– JL McCoy

  • Oh, shut up Hagan. I’m not doing it for you; I’m doing it for me. I don’t want your blood getting all over my outfit. – JL McCoy

    Oh, shut up Hagan. I’m not doing it for you; I’m doing it for me. I don’t want your blood getting all over my outfit.– JL McCoy

  • So you believe in blood sucking fangers, but you don’t believe in the existence of werewolves. What kind of narrow minded crap is that? – JL McCoy

    So you believe in blood sucking fangers, but you don’t believe in the existence of werewolves. What kind of narrow minded crap is that?– JL McCoy

  • At least I could tell she wouldn’t try to kill me in my sleep now. – JL McCoy

    At least I could tell she wouldn’t try to kill me in my sleep now.– JL McCoy

  • Is this bitch crazy? I don’t want to ‘accidentally’ drown – JL McCoy

    Is this bitch crazy? I don’t want to ‘accidentally’ drown– JL McCoy

  • I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial ????? had just gotten a serious chubby. – JL McCoy

    I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial ????? had just gotten a serious chubby.– JL McCoy

  • He kicked my ???, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl. – JL McCoy

    He kicked my ???, but he also treated me like a person and not just some girl.– JL McCoy

  • I’ll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don’t accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth. – JL McCoy

    I’ll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don’t accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth.– JL McCoy