Famous Joan Rivers Quotes

  • A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp. – Joan Rivers

    A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.– Joan Rivers

  • Everything comes out of smoke and mist and nothingness, a mystical happening-¦ – Joan Rivers

    Everything comes out of smoke and mist and nothingness, a mystical happening-¦– Joan Rivers

  • The revelation that personal truth can be the foundation of comedy, that outrageousness can be cleansing and healthy-¦ – Joan Rivers

    The revelation that personal truth can be the foundation of comedy, that outrageousness can be cleansing and healthy-¦– Joan Rivers

  • The act of creation fascinates me. You can only sit with blank page and wait. You cannot press a ????on, cannot program it. – Joan Rivers

    The act of creation fascinates me. You can only sit with blank page and wait. You cannot press a ????on, cannot program it.– Joan Rivers

  • When you begin to losing your audience, do not get loud; get quiet, make them find you and come back to you. – Joan Rivers

    When you begin to losing your audience, do not get loud; get quiet, make them find you and come back to you.– Joan Rivers

  • Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to be enveloped by the seediness that coated this world like dust. – Joan Rivers

    Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to be enveloped by the seediness that coated this world like dust.– Joan Rivers

  • People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

    People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.– Joan Rivers

  • I had a blind date with a dentist -” and he told me to come back in six months. – Joan Rivers

    I had a blind date with a dentist -” and he told me to come back in six months.– Joan Rivers