Famous Joel N Ross Quotes

  • Uh, she said maybe your eyes matched the Fog like a synchronous magnetic field?- -œI don’t even know what language that is. – Joel N Ross

    Uh, she said maybe your eyes matched the Fog like a synchronous magnetic field?- -œI don’t even know what language that is.– Joel N Ross

  • …Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon… – Joel N Ross

    …Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon…– Joel N Ross

  • Loretta started belting out a song: -œRow, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! – Joel N Ross

    Loretta started belting out a song: -œRow, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !– Joel N Ross

  • Did you just call me -˜sweetie’?- I asked. She shoved my shoulder. -œNo. – Joel N Ross

    Did you just call me -˜sweetie’?- I asked. She shoved my shoulder. -œNo.– Joel N Ross

  • Now you’re listening to Swedish ?- I asked her. -œHe thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there! – Joel N Ross

    Now you’re listening to Swedish ?- I asked her. -œHe thinks I’m the Compass because every time I see ticktocks, I happen to be there!– Joel N Ross

  • You know what to do?- -œWander around,- I said. -œUntil I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths. – Joel N Ross

    You know what to do?- -œWander around,- I said. -œUntil I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths.– Joel N Ross

  • Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.- -œYeah,- I said, -œthat’s exactly how I’d describe him. – Joel N Ross

    Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.- -œYeah,- I said, -œthat’s exactly how I’d describe him.– Joel N Ross

  • Keep moving!- -œBea’s arguing with the floor. – Joel N Ross

    Keep moving!- -œBea’s arguing with the floor.– Joel N Ross

  • We’re alive!- Swedish told her. -œI did not see that coming. – Joel N Ross

    We’re alive!- Swedish told her. -œI did not see that coming.– Joel N Ross

  • What are you doing?- I asked Loretta. -œStabbing a cushion,- she told me. – Joel N Ross

    What are you doing?- I asked Loretta. -œStabbing a cushion,- she told me.– Joel N Ross