Famous Kinky Friedman Quotes

  • I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. – Kinky Friedman

    I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.– Kinky Friedman

  • I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman

    I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.– Kinky Friedman