Famous Lemony Snicket Quotes

  • Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact. – Lemony Snicket

    Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.– Lemony Snicket

  • Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.– Lemony Snicket

  • The real Santa Claus is at the mall. – Lemony Snicket

    The real Santa Claus is at the mall.– Lemony Snicket

  • Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure – Lemony Snicket

    Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure– Lemony Snicket

  • Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure– Lemony Snicket

  • If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It’s like peeling an onion. – Lemony Snicket

    If you ask one question, it will lead you to another, and another. It’s like peeling an onion.– Lemony Snicket

  • Being curious is the most important part of being a journalist. It might be the most important part of being anything. – Lemony Snicket

    Being curious is the most important part of being a journalist. It might be the most important part of being anything.– Lemony Snicket

  • A secret note is secret. There is no reason to sign it. – Lemony Snicket

    A secret note is secret. There is no reason to sign it.– Lemony Snicket

  • We both wanted to know each other’s secrets, and we both wanted the other person to go first. – Lemony Snicket

    We both wanted to know each other’s secrets, and we both wanted the other person to go first.– Lemony Snicket

  • Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. – Lemony Snicket

    Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.– Lemony Snicket