Famous Lily Tomlin Quotes

  • Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

    Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?– Lily Tomlin

  • To me, ‘sexual freedom’ means freedom from having to have sex. – Lily Tomlin

    To me, ‘sexual freedom’ means freedom from having to have sex.– Lily Tomlin

  • We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

    We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.– Lily Tomlin

  • Just remember, we’re all in this alone. – Lily Tomlin

    Just remember, we’re all in this alone.– Lily Tomlin

  • The road to success is always under construction – Lily Tomlin

    The road to success is always under construction– Lily Tomlin