Famous Lisa Samson Quotes

  • I’ve never heard anyone come back from downtown Baltimore waxing poetic about the authenticity of poverty. – Lisa Samson

    I’ve never heard anyone come back from downtown Baltimore waxing poetic about the authenticity of poverty.– Lisa Samson

  • I just don’t see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn’t want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? – Lisa Samson

    I just don’t see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn’t want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it?– Lisa Samson

  • Jesus, do you always show up like this, at the craziest of times and in the oddest of places? I sure hope so. – Lisa Samson

    Jesus, do you always show up like this, at the craziest of times and in the oddest of places? I sure hope so.– Lisa Samson

  • There’s enough grief in this world without always getting into whose fault it is. – Lisa Samson

    There’s enough grief in this world without always getting into whose fault it is.– Lisa Samson