Famous Marla Buchanan Quotes

  • Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to ‘blow me. – Marla Buchanan

    Sometimes i wish that I was a man so I could tell haters to ‘blow me.– Marla Buchanan

  • I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on–and that’s only because I lack the equipment. – Marla Buchanan

    I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on–and that’s only because I lack the equipment.– Marla Buchanan

  • Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist. – Marla Buchanan

    Transform yourself from desperate doormat to outspoken doormat-wielding proctologist.– Marla Buchanan