How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.– Michael Buckley
Are you familiar with that play?In fact, we’re almost living it!– Michael Buckley
When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?– Michael Buckley
And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?– Michael Buckley